The Monster is 5

Well the log dreaded day finally arrived - the swimming party. Taking 12 under 6s to a mahoosive swimming pool in the wilds of Bornsley was never going to be an easy sell to me, but now it's over I can say we got away with it. no children were drowned in the execution of this party which has to count as a huge success. The only causality of the day was an iron man cake which having just been carved up for the party bags was knocked onto the floor by our unfortunate party host. She couldn't apologise enough though, and sent out one of her minions to hunt one down at the local Asdas.